White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has dropped the gauntlet: a tenacious 10% baseline tariff is set to persist following the newly announced trade accord with the United Kingdom. This isn’t just a one-off for our British cousins. No, sir, the president is digging in his heels, insisting that this tariff will be a mainstay in trade negotiations with all nations, near or far,” Leavitt clarified at a White House press gathering on Friday.

“The trade pact linked between Uncle Sam and the U.K. promises to fling open the doors of the British market to American beef, ethanol, and other agricultural exports. In return, British steel and automobiles will find it easier to reach our shores. Furthermore, the U.S. is holding out an olive branch, agreeing to slash tariffs on U.K. autos, steel, and aluminum,” the White House announced.

“Steadier than a cypress in a storm, U.K. Prime Minister Keir Starmer assures us that the deal will shield thousands of automobile jobs, underlining the vital symbiosis between these two mighty nations. The White House has painted the deal as ‘historic’ and a ‘great deal for America,’ with President Trump affirming that the 10% universal tariff will serve as the bedrock in any future trade talks.”

The Trump administration contends that this agreement will forge paths for an estimated $5 billion in fresh exports of U.S. agricultural and other goods. But like a Texas summer, the heat of the tariff remains unrelenting, and the stakes couldn’t be higher.

Will this tariff, steadfast as it is, encourage shared prosperity or sow seeds of discord in the global trade field? Only time will tell.